Um. Well, first, if you haven't watched The Prisoner, then I'm sorry but this will make no sense. At all.

If you have, then I'm even more sorry. I would also like to apologise to anyone who ever worked on the programme or indeed had anything to do with it whatsoever. Particularly Patrick McGoohan, who's clearly great.

Still. Presumably someone was Number 6 before Number 6 was Number 6.